Internet retail behemoth Amazon will buy corporate organic grocer Whole Foods, leaving the internet wondering how life as we know it will change.

Will an Amazon-Whole Foodsian utopia mean organic carrots and kale smoothies will be delivered to your doorstep... by drone? And does this mean the end of the already hackneyed "Whole Paycheck" moniker because Amazon — known for its low prices — will cut prices at Whole Foods? Or is this just another step in Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos' path to worldwide domination?

We don't know, but the Internet is titillated with the $13.7 billion sale, and it's asking the important questions and making the vital jokes.

Alexa: "Sure, Jeff. Buying Whole Foods now."

Jeff Bezos: "WHA- ahh go ahead."

— JESAL (@JesalTV) June 16, 2017