Eric Perkins

Inappropriate Blog Topic

OK, I'll make this fairly brief considering it's a pretty gross subject matter. But what is the deal with mucous!

I understand every bodily fluid has its function and purpose, but I am so tired of the whole runny nose thing!

Where in the world does all this stuff come from? I was sick two weeks ago, and my nose continues to be a fountain of phlegm!

How deep does the reservoir of snot go?

As you can tell, I'm pretty frustrated. And if this blog offends or even disappoints, I'm sorry. I just am getting worn out, blowing my nose every 8 minutes.

I've blown so many times, my nostrils are chafed.

Forgive me for being gross and venting my despair. But if there's one thing I'm not going to do, it's withhold my true emotions for the sake of having a politically correct blog.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to single handedly boost Kleenex's quarterly revenues.

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