You need this guy at your party.
If he could do nothing else... we mean "nothing else"... Matt Jones would still be a rock star, based solely on his uncanny ability to eviscerate a watermelon in mere seconds.
This claim needs proof, and Matt does it by getting a melon ready for serving in less than 30 seconds.
Twenty one seconds, to be exact.
Watch the video... and weep.
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